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I'm on the pursuit of happiness.

"Not all those who wander are lost."
J.R.R. Tolkien


i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

(via losto-vae)

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my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud


I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via onwingsofsong)

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onwingsofsong said: Tell Travis he's a butt.

he’s trying to get me to type mean things for him but i refused. 

he’s evil.

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